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This relaxed garment-dyed tee carries a dry, deadpan sense of humor on its back — bold stencil lettering that reads "I'M FRIENDLY. BUT MY WIFE ISN'T." The heavy-weight, pre-shrunk cotton feels substantial and broken-in from the first wear thanks to the post-construction dye and soft finish. It sits loosely at the body for easy movement and layers well under jackets or over shirts. Wear it to backyard cookouts, casual nights out, or road trips when you want to keep things light and a little bit cheeky. It’s the kind of shirt that sparks smirks and short conversations — honest, low-effort, and unmistakably you.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — substantial, durable, and soft after garment dyeing
- Garment-dyed finish for a worn-in color and soft handfeel
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for comfortable layering
- Pre-shrunk, double-needle stitched seams and tubular knit (no side seams) for long-lasting shape
- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label and 58 color options
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — substantial, durable, and soft after garment dyeing
- Garment-dyed finish for a worn-in color and soft handfeel
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for comfortable layering
- Pre-shrunk, double-needle stitched seams and tubular knit (no side seams) for long-lasting shape
- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label and 58 color options
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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🖤 Why Choose Us
We design streetwear with intention — blending comfort, durability, and elevated style. Every piece is crafted using premium fabrics, clean silhouettes, and ethical production methods.
| Features | Our Brand | Others |
|---|---|---|
| Premium Fabric | ✓ | ✓ |
| Ethical Made | ✓ | ✓ |
| Fade Resistant | ✓ | ✕ |
| Street Fit | ✓ | ✕ |
| Strong Stitch | ✓ | ✕ |
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